Funky Trunks Frickin laser Training jammer swimming

12% discount

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Blocked Bars:
We spend a lot of time online and it’s hard to ignore the published facts about 5G and the impact it has on our minds and bodies. So we’ve designed our latest swimwear to block all 5G from penetrating your skin so you can swim in peace, without fearing the government will send signals into your body to prevent you from swimming (one of your fundamental human rights). It’s important to wear a metal swim cap as well but we’re still working out how to make this without sending you head first to the bottom of the pool (though this is the safest place to be if you want to completely avoid 5G).

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Rainbow Web:
As an environmentally conscious business, we use naturally derived inputs whenever we can, which is why we have started farming giant spiders to weave our fabrics. We have them working 24 hours a day and we inject them with naturally derived ink dyes, which are sourced from our squid farm, which are fed genetically modified neon fish, all to ensure our spiders produce beautiful colourful webs and you feel good wearing our naturally beautiful products.

20% discount

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. Spickled:
The best way to hide problems with a baked cake is to cover it with icing sugar or sprinkles. The same goes for swimwear! When a print doesn't look as good as it should, we get out the icing sugar and chocolate and go to work making it the sweetest, most seductive, tastiest swimsuit you've ever seen. Just try not to scrape off all the goodness before you wear it for the first time.

20% discount

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. Rompa Chompa:
Once there lived a great white shark who was so big and nasty, he believed the only way for sharks to rule the ocean was to ensure nothing else survived. He chomped through everything and anything he could get his teeth on. Eventually all the fish found a nicer place to live, leaving Rompa and his other angry white shark mates chomping on nothing but salty water. So now they just swim around all day with each other, angry and hungry.

The Sailfish power sunga has a sleek design and leaves nothing to be desired when it comes to comfort and fit. If you are looking for better times in the water and swimwear that will bring out the best in you, then look no further. The new power collection from Sailfish impresses with an extremely high elastane content of 29%. This provides a slight muscle compression without losing comfort and fit.

20% discount

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Air Lift:
We are proud to be at the forefront of new water safety measures with our swimwear now fitted with a helicopter alert system. If you are in trouble in the water, simply activate the rescue beacon and a helicopter will extract you within minutes and take you to safety. We suggest you don’t use the beacon in a swimming pool, as being winched to safety from a pool will likely cause you embarrassment.